报纸或杂志上的笑话英语翻译作文高中

英语笑话(一)He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。--

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”　One Engin

-- 墓地守墓人。英语笑话（三）Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave

you must put an advertisement in the papers!'s no use,my little dog can't read.我狗识字 布朗夫:哦 亲我珍狗给丢 史密斯夫:该报纸登广告啊 布朗夫:没用我狗认识字 Bring me

英文笑话带翻译一："Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero.""Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."学生：“