报纸或杂志上的笑话英语作文怎么写的

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town."Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven’t been any

My Favorite Newspaper 喜欢的报纸 21st Century is my favorite newspaper. It is an English language newspaper which is published in Beijing each week. It has sections of different kinds, including News of the

老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。男生甲很自然的伸出两根手指夹着接过来………〔场景二〕老师：吸烟吗？男生乙：不吸。老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。男生乙由于听到甲的情况所以很小心的接过了薯条老师：不沾点番茄酱吗？

我最喜欢的报纸当我第一次捉到一只glimplse的21世纪,我深深着迷。21世纪是一个问题,在北京发表的星期。报纸的内容包括每周新闻,今日的世界,语言学习、体育和音乐,和学生报告。我一直是一个21世纪的读者为3年了,

史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊! 布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话(五)Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -